Duck Joke

• viper146

  14 Jun 07, 19:31

  A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"
  
  Barman says: "No."
  
  Duck says: "Got any bread?"
  
  Barman says: "No."
  
  Duck says: "Got any bread?"
  
  Barman says: "No, we have no bread."
  
  Duck says: "Got any bread?"
  
  Barman says: "No, we haven't got any fucking bread."
  
  Duck says: "Got any bread?"
  
  Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any fucking bread, ask me again and I'll nail your fucking beak to the bar you irritating bastard of a fucking bird!"
  
  Duck says: "Got any nails?"
  
  Barman says: "No"
  
  Duck says: "Got any bread?
• WiNtEr'SkiLL

  14 Jun 07, 19:35

  
• LinkageII

  14 Jun 07, 19:35

  
• trendz

  14 Jun 07, 20:44

  
• missqi

  14 Jun 07, 20:44

  
• popmynutsy

  14 Jun 07, 21:10

  this is by far the most funniest joke i have read in this forum.
  
• mhcampboy

  14 Jun 07, 21:10

  ducks can talk meh?
• NPNT

  14 Jun 07, 22:11

  Originally posted by mhcampboy:

  ducks can talk meh?

  donald duck
• omgukilledkenny

  14 Jun 07, 22:15

  
• sand king

  15 Jun 07, 14:27

  HAHAHAHHHAA
• Darkness_hacker99

  15 Jun 07, 14:31

  
• turbo_drift

  15 Jun 07, 14:34

  
• Gordonator

  15 Jun 07, 22:22

  why must be duck?
• kenn3th

  15 Jun 07, 22:24

  
• club18

  15 Jun 07, 22:28

  omg. funny..
• gigabyte14

  15 Jun 07, 22:30

  i laughed for 2 mins sia!
• UncleFishballz

  17 Jun 07, 22:00

  catch no ball
• jay_rocks

  20 Jun 07, 23:17

  
  
  but still funny
• KrenByte

  20 Jun 07, 23:32

  Originally posted by UncleFishballz:

  catch no ball

  No nails, barman's threat is useless, can't nail its beak, so duck continue asking