Singaporean

• NPNT

  17 Jun 07, 00:09

  There once was a very good old barber in New York.
  
  One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies:
  
  "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service."
  The Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door. A policeman goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut.
  
  But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service." The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.
  
  A Singaporean software engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service."
  
  The Singaporean software engineer is happy and leaves.
  The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there?
  Can you guess?
  
  Come on, think like a Singaporean....
  Have you got the answer?
  
  ....
  a dozen Singaporeans waiting for a free haircut!
• Darkness_hacker99

  17 Jun 07, 00:10

  
• dbowie

  17 Jun 07, 00:11

  hahaha typical sg
• omgukilledkenny

  17 Jun 07, 00:13

  
• fairlady_xoxo

  17 Jun 07, 00:14

  
  
  kiasuism at its best
• caleb_chiang

  17 Jun 07, 00:18

  
• LinYu

  17 Jun 07, 00:19

  
• allentyb

  17 Jun 07, 00:25

  
• Ito_^

  17 Jun 07, 00:27

  
• LinkageII

  17 Jun 07, 00:29

  heard before liao, but still it's quite funny
• sand king

  17 Jun 07, 20:45

  haha knew it!
• Xiaozzhen

  17 Jun 07, 20:47

  ha ha ha ha ha
  
  
• Patrik

  17 Jun 07, 20:53

  
• <Precious>

  17 Jun 07, 21:02

  Walao! Singaporeans so jialat hor......? But then again, if the barber finds a dozen Singaporeans waiting for their haircut, he'll probably find twenty or more PRCs................
• jay_rocks

  17 Jun 07, 21:27

  
• 798

  17 Jun 07, 21:45

  yeah, finally some singapore bashing jokes!
  
  anyway just treat this thread as pinch of salt. n since we locals ourselves make fun of other nations too.
• 798

  17 Jun 07, 21:46

  Sung to the tune of Under One Roof:
  
  Richard Hu is GST
  Mah Bow Tan is COE
  BG Lee is STAMP DU-TY
  Lee Kuan Yew is PROPER-TY
  Goh Chok Tong is TEMPORA-RY
  & Ong Teng Cheong is CHO-SIM-MEE?
  And they decide their own SALARY !
  
  
• BÃ¥seline

  17 Jun 07, 21:57

  Excellent. hahahaha
• roflolxx

  17 Jun 07, 23:10

  Originally posted by :

  Walao! Singaporeans so jialat hor......? But then again, if the barber finds a dozen Singaporeans waiting for their haircut, he'll probably find twenty or more PRCs................

  well that was on my mind the moment i finished reading it
• Xiaozzhen

  17 Jun 07, 23:12

  Good to see that Singaporeans can laugh at ourselves.
• Evanglion

  17 Jun 07, 23:17

  
• banzie

  18 Jun 07, 21:28

  I tot you wanted to say a dozen pieces of pirated cds...