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A Texan, a Californian, and Oregonian are out riding horses. The Texan pulls out an expensive bottle of Whiskey, takes a long draught then another and suddenly throws it into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the bottle in midair.
The Californian looks at him and says "What are you doing? That was a perfectly good bottle of whiskey!"
The Texan says, "In Texas, there is plenty of whiskey and the bottles are cheap."
A while later, not wanting to be outdone, the Californian pulls out a bottle of champagne, takes a few sips, throws the champagne into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots it in midair.
The Oregonian can't believe his eyes, "What the heck did you do that for? That was a perfectly good bottle of champagne!"
The Californian says, "In California, we have plenty of champagne and bottles are cheap."
So, awhile later, the Oregonian pulls out a bottle of Widmer Hefeweizen. He opens it, takes a sip, then another, then chugs the whole bottle. He then puts the bottle in his saddle bag, pulls out his gun, turns around and shoots the Californian.
The Texan, shocked, says, "Why the hell did you do that?!"
The Oregonian replies, "In Oregon, we have plenty of Californians and the bottles are worth a nickel." -
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i m starting to like jokes n humor forum..
but this one is on the mean side -
forgot to put no offenceOriginally posted by Xiaozzhen:i m starting to like jokes n humor forum..
but this one is on the mean side -
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haa u neber read b4 dis joke meh?
gt another one same joke.
4 commandos went on a mission. They were 1 American, 1 Japanese, and 2 Singaporeans ( 1 Malay and 1 Chinese).
They were on a helicopter with their barang barangs. Midway in the air, the American commando took out a brand new pack of Marlboros, opened it and took out a stick to smoke. Then he threw the rest of the pack out of the helicopter. On seeing this, the Japanese commando asked,
Japanese: Why you throw away the pack of cigarettes?
American : Marlboro!!! America got a lot !!!
Then the Japanese took out his Sony walkman, and started to listen to it. After a while, he stopped and threw the whole walkman out of the helicopter. The Chinese commando saw it and asked,
Chinese : Why you throw away your Sony walkman?
Japanese: Sony walkman!!! Japan got a lot !!!
Then the Chinese suddenly grabbed the Malay and threw him out of the helicopter. The American and the Japanese were shocked! They asked him why he threw the Malay commando out.
The Chinese commando replied: " Malay!!! Singapore got a lot !!!
no offense.
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In Singapore, Chinese more than MalayOriginally posted by cApitaland:haa u neber read b4 dis joke meh?
gt another one same joke.
4 commandos went on a mission. They were 1 American, 1 Japanese, and 2 Singaporeans ( 1 Malay and 1 Chinese).
They were on a helicopter with their barang barangs. Midway in the air, the American commando took out a brand new pack of Marlboros, opened it and took out a stick to smoke. Then he threw the rest of the pack out of the helicopter. On seeing this, the Japanese commando asked,
Japanese: Why you throw away the pack of cigarettes?
American : Marlboro!!! America got a lot !!!
Then the Japanese took out his Sony walkman, and started to listen to it. After a while, he stopped and threw the whole walkman out of the helicopter. The Chinese commando saw it and asked,
Chinese : Why you throw away your Sony walkman?
Japanese: Sony walkman!!! Japan got a lot !!!
Then the Chinese suddenly grabbed the Malay and threw him out of the helicopter. The American and the Japanese were shocked! They asked him why he threw the Malay commando out.
The Chinese commando replied: " Malay!!! Singapore got a lot !!!
no offense.
It should continue like this :
The Malay commando saw it and asked,
Malay: Why you throw away your Sony walkman?
Japanese: Sony walkman!!! Japan got a lot !!!
Then the Malay suddenly grabbed the Chinese and threw him out of the helicopter. The American and the Japanese were shocked! They asked him why he threw the Chinese commando out.
The Malay commando replied: " Chinese!!! Singapore got a lot !!!
Guess we Chinese can understand this. No Offense!
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dont think you'll get the first joke if u aren't american
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Another version I've heard.
An American, Australian and Japanese were all in a hot air balloon when one of them realised that there was a leak in the balloon and they were losing altitude with no safe landing zone in sight so they decided they had to get rid of as much unecessary weight as possible.
The American says "We have too many guns in our country" and throws a gun off the balloon.
The Japanese man then throws his camera off the balloon and says "We have too many cameras in Japan"
So the Australian thinks for a while then picks up the Japanese man and throws him off. The American yells "What did you do that for!?" and he replies "We have too many asians in Australia"
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Heck, that four commandos version the best lot. hahahah