cool jokes
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Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."
Why don't cannibals eat comedians? Because they taste funny.
How do you describe the average cannibal? A guy with a wife and ate children.
What does mozart do now that he is dead? He de-composes.....
One day this guys house was on fire so he decided he better call the fire department. He got on the phone with the chief and the man was very frantic. The man said chief you have to get over her my house is on fire. The chief says calm down, how do we get to your house, and the man said" don't you have those big red trucks anymore!'
Did you hear about the cannibal who came home late for dinner and his wife gave him a cold shoulder?
There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count. And those who can't. -
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The Little Red Man
Once upon a time,
there was a little red man, who lived on a little red street, in a little red house. One morning this little red man woke up and looked out of his little red window at the little red sun. He thought it was a glorious little red morning. So he jumped out of his little red bed and skipped down his little red hallway into his little red bathroom. He threw off all his little red clothes and turned on his little red shower. While he was splashing around in his little red shower, he heard a bang on the door. He quickly turned off the little red shower, put on a little red towel, ran down his little red hallway, opened his little red front door and saw there was a little red newspaper stuck in his little red rose bush. He bent over to pull it out. As he bent down his little red towel fell off.
The lady sitting at the bus stop who had been watching the whole thing, jumped up and ran across the other side of the road and was immediately hit by a passing truck.
The moral of the story is:-
Don't cross the road while the little red man is flashing. -
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dot dot dotOriginally posted by DC+:The Little Red Man
Once upon a time,
there was a little red man, who lived on a little red street, in a little red house. One morning this little red man woke up and looked out of his little red window at the little red sun. He thought it was a glorious little red morning. So he jumped out of his little red bed and skipped down his little red hallway into his little red bathroom. He threw off all his little red clothes and turned on his little red shower. While he was splashing around in his little red shower, he heard a bang on the door. He quickly turned off the little red shower, put on a little red towel, ran down his little red hallway, opened his little red front door and saw there was a little red newspaper stuck in his little red rose bush. He bent over to pull it out. As he bent down his little red towel fell off.
The lady sitting at the bus stop who had been watching the whole thing, jumped up and ran across the other side of the road and was immediately hit by a passing truck.
The moral of the story is:-
Don't cross the road while the little red man is flashing.