JOke
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this is a joke. yay.
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HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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ya.
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A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into K-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to K-Mart, nice children you've got there.
Are they twins?"
The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl:
"Of course they bloody aren't!
The oldest, he's nine and the younger one, she's seven.
Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really think they look alike, ya domehead?"
"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone
would S c r e w you twice!" -
Damn it, I am actually laughing at Ts jokes. +1
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you are banzie right?
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dot dot dotOriginally posted by DC+:A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into K-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to K-Mart, nice children you've got there.
Are they twins?"
The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl:
"Of course they bloody aren't!
The oldest, he's nine and the younger one, she's seven.
Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really think they look alike, ya domehead?"
"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone
would S c r e w you twice!" -
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thx for trying to save this thread. ahah..Originally posted by DC+:A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into K-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to K-Mart, nice children you've got there.
Are they twins?"
The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl:
"Of course they bloody aren't!
The oldest, he's nine and the younger one, she's seven.
Why the hell would you think they're twins?..... Do you really think they look alike, ya domehead?"
"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone
would S c r e w you twice!" -
i actually LAUGHED at this....Originally posted by Mr.BullShyt:this is a joke. yay. 