A Whale's BlowJOb
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A male whale and a female whale were swimming
off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship.
The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.
He said to the female whale,
"Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time
and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink.
They tried it and sure enough,
the ship turned over and quickly sank.
Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard
and were swimming to the safety of shore.
The male was enraged that they were going to get away
and told the female "lets swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore."
At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him.
"Look", she said,
"I went along with the blow job,
but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen." -
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DAMM NICE SIA
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Hey.. getting more hamsup after one another man.
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think should really start a Jokes thread in Bar forum..
for all these adult jokes nia. -
my ah beng joke kena lock.. chee bye moderator lousy.. never lock ALL the dirty jokes.. fark u all moderators.. fark u all mother no hair.. people like the joke u also lock.. people dun like also lock.. go die lah..
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This is a very good one from the male whale to let humans get a taste of his own medicine but I am disappointed by the response from the female whale.Originally posted by tys:A male whale and a female whale were swimming
off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship.
The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.
He said to the female whale,
"Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time
and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink.
They tried it and sure enough,
the ship turned over and quickly sank.
Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard
and were swimming to the safety of shore.
The male was enraged that they were going to get away
and told the female "lets swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore."
At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him.
"Look", she said,
"I went along with the blow job,
but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen." -
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I vote you start the thread lor.Originally posted by browniebaobao:think should really start a Jokes thread in Bar forum..
for all these adult jokes nia. -
tys so many dirty jokes