Remembered Promises
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A woman recently lost her husband.
She had him cremated and brought his ashes home.
Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the counter...
Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes,
she started talking to him.
"Irving, you know that fur coat you promised me?
I bought it with the insurance money!"
"Irving, remember that new car you promised me?
Well, I also bought it with the insurance money!"
"Irving, that emerald necklace you promised me?
I bought it, too, with the insurance money."
Still tracing her finger in the ashes,
she said, "Irving, remember that blow job I promised you?
Here it comes.....! -
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So she eat the ash?
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Blow~~~
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nope. the "blow job" and she blew the ashes away.Originally posted by Xephone_xenon:So she eat the ash? -
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tys is on fire
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no la got pple send me tons of jokes ma so i copy and paste niaOriginally posted by gigabyte14:tys is on fire -
nice jokes!Originally posted by tys:no la got pple send me tons of jokes ma so i copy and paste nia
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my ah beng joke kena lock.. chee bye moderator lousy.. never lock ALL the dirty jokes.. fark u all moderators.. fark u all mother no hair.. people like the joke u also lock.. people dun like also lock.. go die lah!!
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haha