Wicked Pranks
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he wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist - were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.
The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two.
The electrician decided to wire the bed - with an alternating current, of course.
The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised a real doosie.
The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the groom's buddies received the following note:
"DEAR FRIENDS,
WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS BEING SAWED. THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A MINOR SETBACK. BUT BY GOD, I'M GOING TO KILL THE GUY WHO PUT NOVOCAINE (a kind of anesthetic) IN THE VASELINE!" -
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novocaine is a kind of anesthetic. Not superglue.
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lmao
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my ah beng joke kena lock.. chee bye moderator lousy.. never lock ALL the dirty jokes.. fark u all moderators.. fark u all mother no hair.. people like the joke u also lock.. people dun like also lock.. go die lah!!
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LOL. Numbed the weiner.
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novacaine is a drug that is injected before and during various surgical or dental procedures or labor and delivery. Procaine causes loss of feeling in the skin and surrounding tissues. Generic procaine injections are available.Originally posted by Rynax:novocaine is a kind of anesthetic. Not superglue.
after reading what i type, read the joke again -
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ehh oops i forgot to add in my previous post, procaine is an active ingredient in novocaine
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thats why la, dun be so cheap..use KY gel
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Originally posted by Rynax:novocaine is a kind of anesthetic. Not superglue.
edited... thank youOriginally posted by sand king:novacaine is a drug that is injected before and during various surgical or dental procedures or labor and delivery. Procaine causes loss of feeling in the skin and surrounding tissues. Generic procaine injections are available.
after reading what i type, read the joke again