The Toughest Mouse(no ferret pls)

• tys

  25 Jun 07, 22:20

  Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night
  trying to impress each other about how tough they are.
  
  The first mouse slams a shot of scotch,
  and pounds the shot glass to the bar,
  
  turns to the second mouse and says:
  "When I see a mousetrap, I get on it, lie on my back,
  and set it off with my foot.
  
  When the bar comes down,
  I catch it in my teeth, and then bench press it 100 times."
  
  The second mouse orders up two shots of tequila.
  He grabs one in each paw, slams the shots,
  and pounds the glasses to the bar.
  
  He turns to the other mice and replies:
  "Yeah, well when I see rat poison,
  I collect as much as I can and take it home.
  
  In the morning, I grind it up into a powder and put it in my coffee
  so I get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."
  
  The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse.
  
  The third mouse lets out a long sigh
  and says to the first two,
  
  "I don't have time for this bullshit.
  I gotta go home and fark the cat."
• Ito_^

  25 Jun 07, 22:21

  
• Ferret

  25 Jun 07, 22:37

  wot ?
  
  why got disclaimer against me ?
• ndmmxiaomayi

  25 Jun 07, 22:38

  Chey, I thought Mickey and Minnie.
  
  They are still alive after these years.
• ^tamago^

  25 Jun 07, 22:39

  Originally posted by Ferret:

  wot ?
  
  why got disclaimer against me ?

  
• ndmmxiaomayi

  25 Jun 07, 22:40

  Originally posted by Ferret:

  wot ?
  
  why got disclaimer against me ?

  *pat pat*
  
  Don't cry.
• ^tamago^

  25 Jun 07, 22:40

  Originally posted by ndmmxiaomayi:

  Chey, I thought Mickey and Minnie.
  
  They are still alive after these years.

  
• Ferret

  25 Jun 07, 22:40

  Originally posted by ^tamago^:

  

  I not eben a rodent !
• Ferret

  25 Jun 07, 22:41

  Originally posted by ndmmxiaomayi:

  *pat pat*
  
  Don't cry.

  -clings onto mayi and sobz-
• omgukilledkenny

  25 Jun 07, 22:43

  
• dbowie

  25 Jun 07, 22:43

  Originally posted by Ferret:

  I not eben a rodent !

  
• Ferret

  25 Jun 07, 22:45

  Originally posted by dbowie:

  

  yes ? I am so serious here.
  
  What part of me look like a rodent ?
• ^tamago^

  26 Jun 07, 01:48

  Originally posted by Ferret:

  yes ? I am so serious here.
  
  What part of me look like a rodent ?

  
• AndrewPKYap

  26 Jun 07, 01:59

  Originally posted by Ferret:

  wot ?
  
  why got disclaimer against me ?

  yah, why... are you rich, famous and good looking?
• Pitot

  26 Jun 07, 02:02

  Pls do not stray from the joke.
• AndrewPKYap

  26 Jun 07, 02:07

  Originally posted by Pitot:

  Pls do not stray from the joke.

  I tot the joke was over once we read it....
• missqi

  26 Jun 07, 02:15

  
• Ferret

  26 Jun 07, 16:45

  Originally posted by ^tamago^:

  

  ooo....cute !
• Darkness_hacker99

  26 Jun 07, 16:50

  
• Qing^.^

  26 Jun 07, 17:09

  
• Ferret

  26 Jun 07, 18:07

  Originally posted by AndrewPKYap:

  yah, why... are you rich, famous and good looking?

  just famous and good looking.
  
  and looking for an open minded male. u keen ?
• ^tamago^

  26 Jun 07, 18:12

  Originally posted by Ferret:

  ooo....cute !

  thanks. i noe i'm cute.