One day a lonely truck driver was carrying a load of live chickens. His only companion being a talking parrot. A few miles down the road, he saw a woman hitchhiking. So he pulled over and she climbed up into the cab. Saying she only wanted a ride to the next town, he informed her "no fuck, no ride." So she graciously climbed back out of the truck. A few miles down the road he saw a woman standing alongside the road topless. Again he pulled over, and again the same stipulation, "no fuck, no ride." Yet again he was turned down. Growing more desperate, a few miles later, he came across a woman standing completely naked. Yet again he pulled over, gave her the rule. and she accepted! So he put the parrot in the back, did his thing with her, dropped her off in the next town and proceeded on his way. A mile out of town he got pulled over by the cops. As the cop walked up to the truck he grew nervous, fearing the cop knew what took place. " what seems to be the problem officer?" He asked. "Well, your driving is excellent son," he replied," my only problem is the parrot throwing your chickens off the back saying, 'No Fuck, No Ride.'"