Three men boasting

• GIB

  30 Jun 07, 19:58

  Three men are boasting about their accomplishments.
  
  The Italian says: "I rub my wife with oil all over her body and before I'm through she screams for 5 minutes!"
  
  The Frenchman says: "I rub my wife all over her body with butter and before I'm through she screams for half an hour!"
  
  The Jew says: "I rub my wife all over with chicken fat and before I'm through she screams for 6 hours!"
  
  "Six hours!" they ask. "How is that possible?"
  
  "The secret is to wipe your hands on the drapes when you're through."
• UncleFishballz

  30 Jun 07, 22:24

  no balls caught
• Ligh7n1ngG0d

  1 Jul 07, 19:58

  Originally posted by UncleFishballz:

  no balls caught

  when the man wipes the chicken fat on the drapes the wife gets angry and screams for 6 hours..