A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman laying face down in the middle Of the road with his ear pressed firmly against the blacktop.
The father of the family asked the old tribesman what he was doing.
The tribesman began to speak..."woman, late thirties, three kids, one barking dog in late model, Four door station wagon, traveling at 65 m.p.h."
"That's amazing" exclaimed the father.
"You can tell all of that by just listening to the ground"?
"No", said the old tribesman. "They just ran over me five minutes ago"!
Also heard another one: A bit dirty
A man finds a native american on the ground in the desert with his ear pressed against the ground, and the man wonders out loud on what the native american is doing.
The native american sees the man and replies, 'Buffalo come'
the man says, 'wow that's really amazing! How can you tell?!?!?!'
The native american stands up and says:
'Ear wet'
