6 kinds of Sex

• BÃ¥seline

  1 Jul 07, 18:16

  The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
  
  The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
  
  The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
  
  The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you".
  
  The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
  
  The 6th kind is called Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
• a-Lost-9uY

  1 Jul 07, 18:17

  ic
• Ferret

  1 Jul 07, 18:17

  I practise casual hallway sex
• kenn3th

  1 Jul 07, 18:18

  
• ohnoez!

  1 Jul 07, 18:19

  
• BÃ¥seline

  1 Jul 07, 18:22

  Pun intended...
  
  hope u guys get IT on the last one. No offence thou.
• browniebaobao

  1 Jul 07, 18:41

  
  
  so which type are u into?
• BÃ¥seline

  1 Jul 07, 18:48

  Originally posted by browniebaobao:

  
  
  so which type are u into?

  kitchen i suppose. The tools are there for convenient sake n the spontaneity are there.
• fairlady_xoxo

  1 Jul 07, 18:50

  Hmmmm.....ah the kitchen sounds like a very exciting place
• <Precious>

  1 Jul 07, 18:51

  Looks like she's gonna bite anytime oredi
• browniebaobao

  1 Jul 07, 21:19

  Originally posted by BÃ¥seline:

  kitchen i suppose. The tools are there for convenient sake n the spontaneity are there.

  oh yeah, the fruit cutter, chopping board, knives, blender etc..
  
  hmmmm...
• sand king

  1 Jul 07, 21:45

  
• BÃ¥seline

  2 Jul 07, 01:01

  Originally posted by browniebaobao:

  oh yeah, the fruit cutter, chopping board, knives, blender etc..
  
  hmmmm...

  whey.. u think I gng surgical ah? neh.. those wooden... round and elongated stuffs lor. The oil and such. The strawberries... chocolates, mousee in the fridge.
• Aaron8209

  2 Jul 07, 01:01

  
• browniebaobao

  2 Jul 07, 22:09

  Originally posted by BÃ¥seline:

  whey.. u think I gng surgical ah? neh.. those wooden... round and elongated stuffs lor. The oil and such. The strawberries... chocolates, mousee in the fridge.

  hot oil? oh yeah.
• darkhour

  2 Jul 07, 22:11

  Originally posted by browniebaobao:

  hot oil? oh yeah.

  bbb go for pleasure in pain
• plodlite

  2 Jul 07, 22:14

  
• Darkness_hacker99

  2 Jul 07, 22:15

  
• browniebaobao

  2 Jul 07, 22:16

  Originally posted by darkhour:

  bbb go for pleasure in pain

  no wor, i cant take pain de..
  
  but it's a different story if u ask me to see someone in pain.
• the Bear

  2 Jul 07, 22:27

  an old couple was sitting on the porch on their rocking chairs...
  
  suddenly.. the man said "F**k you!"
  
  a while later, the woman replied "F**k you too!"
  
  then.. the man said.. "F**k you right back!"
  
  after a while, the old woman said "Say... this new fangled oral sex thing isn't very good"
  
  
• Gordonator

  2 Jul 07, 23:35

  first 2 for me.