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Why British think 80% of Singaporeans coming to UK to study
kenn3th
2 Jul 07, 15:16
UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of visit?
Visitor: I'm here to study law, sir.
Officer: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Singapore .
Visitor: Why do you say that?
Officer: Well, i've been here for a good twenty years, and I'd say 80% of Singaporeans I see here say they're here to read law.
Visitor: Oh, really? That's really something i never knew. Hard to believe in fact.
Officer: Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the next Singaporean comes along, and I'll bet he's here to read law.
*Visitor waits for 5 mins, Ah Chong from Singapore comes to immigration counter*
Officer: Mr. Ah Chong, purpose of visit?
Ah Chong: Study
lorr...
Darkness_hacker99
2 Jul 07, 15:17
DrAlienology
2 Jul 07, 23:51
omgukilledkenny
2 Jul 07, 23:54
BatMan:)
3 Jul 07, 00:00
Singlish Pawn
Vel Vel
3 Jul 07, 00:18
LOL funny man....
sand king
4 Jul 07, 19:01
unclebutcher
4 Jul 07, 19:06
Spartans
4 Jul 07, 19:13
nice one
aiglosicicle
4 Jul 07, 20:44
propose this to the government for the anti-singlish ad
mhcampboy
4 Jul 07, 20:45
Gordonator
4 Jul 07, 23:17
long live Singlish!
Moonlighter
4 Jul 07, 23:35
This forum is getting higher and higher in rank
relgn
5 Jul 07, 21:37
hhaha lor
trendz
6 Jul 07, 15:29