Deaf People Signaling For Sex

• pervertboi

  7 Jul 07, 20:47

  Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time." The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis......ninety times."
• kenn3th

  7 Jul 07, 20:53

  
• CKeer

  7 Jul 07, 22:11

  
  Smart Old man.
  
  Cheers.
  CK
• missqi

  7 Jul 07, 22:12

  
• trendz

  20 Jul 07, 20:59

  
• AndrewPKYap

  20 Jul 07, 21:00

  pervertboi is active again
• ChingAlvin

  20 Jul 07, 21:04

  
• caleb_chiang

  20 Jul 07, 21:07

  
• WiNtEr'SkiLL

  22 Jul 07, 12:32

  
• Rejected

  22 Jul 07, 12:33

  
• yong93

  22 Jul 07, 17:31

  I heard this before but never get sick of this ...
• LinkageII

  22 Jul 07, 17:40

  
• allentyb

  22 Jul 07, 17:57

  
• ^spidee^

  22 Jul 07, 18:02

  
• omgukilledkenny

  22 Jul 07, 18:29

  
• Manager433

  22 Jul 07, 18:36

  So wat happens after 90 times? Game over lah?
• UncleFishballz

  22 Jul 07, 19:57

  pull 90 times for old man no power liao
• sand king

  22 Jul 07, 21:12