Pre-takeoff Announcement: China Southern Airlines

• littlestream

  11 Jul 07, 01:18

  " This is a true account of what was heard on a recent flight from Shenzhen to Qingtao by China Southern Airlines: "
  
  "Good afternoon, Ladies and the German. This is your cheap purser Wang Lui speaking. On behalf of China Sudden Airlines, I would like
  to welcome you on board our Bowling 737 from Shenzhen to Qingtao.
  
  Members of my crew speak Chinese and other languages that you do not
  know. It is a great pressure serving you to-die. Should you need any
  resistance during the fright, peace do pest the call button. I and
  my gals are available to make you feel comfortable.
  
  Meanwhile, the airkwaft is going to fry. Peace sit upright and keep you belt
  tightly fastened until dinner is served at five dirty p.m. Hope you
  would enjoy your fright with us. Funk kill."
  
  disclaimer : erm, i got it off the internet hor
• omgukilledkenny

  11 Jul 07, 01:18

  
• tare

  11 Jul 07, 01:23

  and i thot china airline is bad.. obviously i've not taken their domestic flights
• Keii

  11 Jul 07, 01:24

  
• Darkness_hacker99

  11 Jul 07, 01:29

  
• Gackt247

  11 Jul 07, 02:12

  wah.. lagi jialat leh..
• bananaking

  11 Jul 07, 02:26

  
• tut4nkh4m3n

  11 Jul 07, 02:30

  southern is indeed pronouced as sudden if i'm not wrong... but the rest are still hilarious haha...
• eagle

  11 Jul 07, 04:35

  remind me of the joke why indian airline planes will shake during take off
• Pitot

  11 Jul 07, 04:36

  engrish
• eviljustice

  11 Jul 07, 11:33

  
• sand king

  11 Jul 07, 19:16

  This is your cheap purser Wang Lui speaking.

  i dont get the Cheap Purser part.
• Pitot

  11 Jul 07, 19:18

  Originally posted by sand king:

  i dont get the Cheap Purser part.

  chief purser. not cheap.
• allentyb

  11 Jul 07, 19:22

  what if their airline is also make of, pirated material, i don't want to appear in the headlines - airplane crashed due to pirated material when building the plane
• kalangkabo

  11 Jul 07, 22:57

  Originally posted by eagle:

  remind me of the joke why indian airline planes will shake during take off

  why?
  
• Rock^Star

  11 Jul 07, 23:14

  Surely, it's exaggerated .
• Knock_Knock

  11 Jul 07, 23:32

  cute
• trendz

  23 Jul 07, 17:27

  engrish.
• latterrain

  23 Jul 07, 17:30

  
• ^tamago^

  23 Jul 07, 17:30

  
• ^tamago^

  23 Jul 07, 17:30

  
• bigmouthjoe

  25 Jul 07, 17:46

  Originally posted by eagle:

  remind me of the joke why indian airline planes will shake during take off

  Yeah why?