Women are smart
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A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"
The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl !!!"
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: "So, honey, how was the trip?"
"Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my present?"
"Which present?" She asked.
"The one I asked for - an Italian girl!!"
"Oh, that" she said
"Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!"
Moral of the story: Don't tempt a woman, they are far too intelligent! -
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Posted before liao... Only that it was for an English girl, not Italian... Just a change of nationalities...
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my oh my -
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dun ever try... -
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haha..serve him right!
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i also got one smart girl joke to share. pardon for the poor english.
there is this pretty gal who is carefree n naive n live in the kampong. she loves to climb coconut tree.
no male villagers can beat her in climbing on the top of coconut trees. this gal very proud of herself to be no. 1 gal who can climb wif no sweat to the top of the tree... but little did she know, there r alot of tikopeks who required her to climb the tree - actually want to take a peek at her little panties.
one day the gal's mother saw those guys' action n was shocked. she told the gal dun be so naive n let those tiko took advantage of her n letting them a 'free show' of her panties.
one day the gal came home proudly n said to her mum.
"mummy, i am so smart today, i climb the tree without letting those guys see my panties. I took off my panties n climb the tree, so no one can see it! " -
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LoL..blonde jokes!
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Hear this b4.Originally posted by 798:i also got one smart girl joke to share. pardon for the poor english.
there is this pretty gal who is carefree n naive n live in the kampong. she loves to climb coconut tree.
no male villagers can beat her in climbing on the top of coconut trees. this gal very proud of herself to be no. 1 gal who can climb wif no sweat to the top of the tree... but little did she know, there r alot of tikopeks who required her to climb the tree - actually want to take a peek at her little panties.
one day the gal's mother saw those guys' action n was shocked. she told the gal dun be so naive n let those tiko took advantage of her n letting them a 'free show' of her panties.
one day the gal came home proudly n said to her mum.
"mummy, i am so smart today, i climb the tree without letting those guys see my panties. I took off my panties n climb the tree, so no one can see it! "
Made me horny. -
this is funny meh? how come made it to featured topic? strange. yawn