funny Jokes: Husband Calls Maid

• jiaweiwei87

  14 Jul 07, 02:59

  Husband calls home and the maid answers the phone.
  He says, "Can I speak to my wife?"
  She says, "No, she's upstairs with her boyfriend."
  So, he says, "Ok, go to the hall closet and take out my shotgun. Go upstairs and shoot them both."
  Being the loyal maid, she says, "Ok.", 5 minutes later she picks up the phone and says, "Ok, they're both dead. What should I do with the bodies?"
  He says, "Throw them in the pool, and I'll take care of them when I get home."
  She says, "We don't have a pool."
  He asks, "Is this 555-1234?"
• bananaking

  14 Jul 07, 03:01

  huh?...dun understand...what is 555-1234?
• omgukilledkenny

  14 Jul 07, 03:02

  Originally posted by bananaking:

  huh?...dun understand...what is 555-1234?

  the guy called the wrong number
• life2121

  14 Jul 07, 03:20

  i tot something similar was posted? +1
• omgukilledkenny

  14 Jul 07, 03:22

  Originally posted by life2121:

  i tot something similar was posted? +1

  i posted something similar a while back
• jiaweiwei87

  14 Jul 07, 03:24

  Originally posted by omgukilledkenny:

  i posted something similar a while back

  but i dont know ..hmmmm.. isit really similiar??
• omgukilledkenny

  14 Jul 07, 03:30

  Originally posted by jiaweiwei87:

  but i dont know ..hmmmm.. isit really similiar??

  haha same idea behind the joke
• jiaweiwei87

  14 Jul 07, 03:33

  Originally posted by omgukilledkenny:

  haha same idea behind the joke

  oh ok i shd hav see ur jokes 1st be4 i post hehe
• omgukilledkenny

  14 Jul 07, 03:37

  Originally posted by jiaweiwei87:

  oh ok i shd hav see ur jokes 1st be4 i post hehe

  lol..so many jokes how you gonna find
  
  no problem la
• alvin-ncs

  14 Jul 07, 18:22

  
• sand king

  14 Jul 07, 22:30

  haha the previous one is the father call the home, the son pick up and found out the mom cheating on him. then something stupid happens then the end of the story is the same.
• omgukilledkenny

  14 Jul 07, 22:33

  Originally posted by sand king:

  haha the previous one is the father call the home, the son pick up and found out the mom cheating on him. then something stupid happens then the end of the story is the same.

  almost the same
  http://www.sgforums.com/?action=thread_display&thread_id=251594
• stellazio

  14 Jul 07, 22:38

  
• Cool-gal

  14 Jul 07, 23:06

  
  bonker maid.