Sex & Calories

• GIB

  14 Jul 07, 11:27

  It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but
  until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric
  expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original
  and proprietary research they are proud to present the results.
  
  REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
  With her consent....................... 12 Calories
  Without her consent.................... 187 Calories
  
  OPENING HER BRA:
  With both hands........................ 8 Calories
  With one hand.......................... 12 Calories
  With your teeth........................ 85 Calories
  
  PUTTING ON A PRESERVATIVE:
  With an erection....................... 6 Calories
  Without an erection.................... 315 Calories
  
  PRELIMINARIES:
  Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories
  Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 92 Calories
  
  POSITIONS:
  Missionary............................. 12 Calories
  69 lying down.......................... 78 Calories
  69 standing up......................... 112 Calories
  Wheelbarrow............................ 216 Calories
  Doggy Style............................ 326 Calories
  Italian chandelier..................... 912 Calories
  
  ORGASMING:
  Real................................... 112 Calories
  False.................................. 315 Calories
  
  POST ORGASM:
  Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories
  Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories
  Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories
  
  GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are:
  20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories
  30-39 years............................ 80 Calories
  40-49 years............................ 124 Calories
  50-59 years............................ 972 Calories
  >60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories
  70 and over......................... Results are still pending
  
  DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
  Calmly................................. 32 Calories
  In a hurry............................. 98 Calories
  With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories
  With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories
• sand king

  14 Jul 07, 11:51

  
• bananaking

  14 Jul 07, 11:53

  
• sEphIrOth

  14 Jul 07, 12:31

  
• WiNtEr'SkiLL

  14 Jul 07, 12:32

  
• DriftingGuy

  14 Jul 07, 12:35

  
  With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories
• CKeer

  14 Jul 07, 12:45

  
  
  Cheers.
  CK
• Qoooooooooo

  14 Jul 07, 14:56

  
• alvin-ncs

  14 Jul 07, 18:17

  
• chin36

  14 Jul 07, 23:40

  funny
• gLc

  15 Jul 07, 10:08

  
• Pitot

  15 Jul 07, 10:09

  posted before but i like.
• necten

  15 Jul 07, 10:19

  NICE
  
  Anyone can add to that list?
  
  LUV IT!!!
• jay_rocks

  15 Jul 07, 10:49