When nuns are admitted to heaven ..

• GIB

  14 Jul 07, 11:32

  When Nuns are admitted to Heaven they go through a special gate and
  are expected to make one last confession before they become angels.
  Several Nuns are lined up at this gate waiting to be absolved of their
  last sins before they are made holy.
  
  'And so,' says St. Peter, 'have you ever had any contact with a dick?'
  
  'Well,' says the first Nun in line, 'I did once just touch the tip of
  one with the tip of my finger.'
  
  'OK' says St.Peter, 'Dip your finger in the holy water and pass on
  into heaven.'
  
  The next Nun admits that 'Well, yes, I did once get carried away and
  I, you know, sort of massaged one a bit.'
  
  'OK' says St.Peter,'Rinse your hand in the holy water and pass on into
  heaven.'
  
  Suddenly there is some jostling in the line and one of the nuns is
  trying to cut in front.
  
  'Well now, what's going on here?' says St. Peter.
  
  'Well, your excellency,' says the Nun who is trying to improve her
  position in line, 'If I'm going to have to gargle that stuff, I want
  to do it before Sister Mary Thomas sticks her ass in it.'
  
• bananaking

  14 Jul 07, 12:03

  
• sEphIrOth

  14 Jul 07, 12:27

  
• WiNtEr'SkiLL

  14 Jul 07, 12:37

  
• Qoooooooooo

  14 Jul 07, 15:52

  
• LinkageII

  14 Jul 07, 15:59

  
• eagle

  14 Jul 07, 17:41

  
• omgukilledkenny

  14 Jul 07, 19:00

  
• CKeer

  14 Jul 07, 23:48

  
  
  Cheers.
  CK
• Cool-gal

  14 Jul 07, 23:53

  funny but wrong..
• ORIGAMIST

  15 Jul 07, 00:08

  Originally posted by GIB:

  When Nuns are admitted to Heaven they go through a special gate and
  are expected to make one last confession before they become angels.
  Several Nuns are lined up at this gate waiting to be absolved of their
  last sins before they are made holy.
  
  'And so,' says St. Peter, 'have you ever had any contact with a dick?'
  
  'Well,' says the first Nun in line, 'I did once just touch the tip of
  one with the tip of my finger.'
  
  'OK' says St.Peter, 'Dip your finger in the holy water and pass on
  into heaven.'
  
  The next Nun admits that 'Well, yes, I did once get carried away and
  I, you know, sort of massaged one a bit.'
  
  'OK' says St.Peter,'Rinse your hand in the holy water and pass on into
  heaven.'
  
  Suddenly there is some jostling in the line and one of the nuns is
  trying to cut in front.
  
  'Well now, what's going on here?' says St. Peter.
  
  'Well, your excellency,' says the Nun who is trying to improve her
  position in line, 'If I'm going to have to gargle that stuff, I want
  to do it before Sister Mary Thomas sticks her ass in it.'
  

  Where did you get this from, I cannot stop laughing .. omg !!!
• trendz

  24 Jul 07, 19:01

  
• dumbdumb!

  24 Jul 07, 19:10

  heh heh heh
• RonDaGuy

  24 Jul 07, 22:57

  LMAO !!! HAHAHhahaha