An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman
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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman go into a pub. They all suffer
from a severe stutter.
'Whats it to be?' asks the stunningly beautiful landlady.
'Th th th th th three pi pi pi pi pi..................'says
the Englishman. Up steps the Irishman.
'Threeee p pints of of of gui gui gui..........'
Then the Scotsman tries. 'Th th th th th th th th th th.........'
'Look,' says the beautiful landlady, who loves a bet,
'If any one of you can answer a question without stuttering
Ill let you shag me!
'Quite confident that no one will win, she turns to the Englishman.
'Where do you live?' 'M M M M Man Man Man Man Manch Manch Manch.'
'No. You lose.' says the beautiful landlady.
Turning to the Scotsman, she asks, 'Where do you live Scotty?',
trying not to laugh. 'E E E Ed Ed Ed Edin Edin Edin Edin Edin Edin Edinb.'
'Sorry, you lose.' says the gorgeous woman.
'And Paddy, where do you live?' she purrs at the Irishman.
'London' blurts out the Irishman. 'Oh, bugger!' says the landlady.
A great cheer goes up in the pub and the landlady reluctantly takes him
by the hand and leads him upstairs. Once in the bedroom she strips to
her underwear, next she takes off her bra exposing a voluptuous bosom.
Finally she slides off her panties then climbs into bed.
Paddy with concentration furrowing his brow, climbs on and goes for
glory, and then, right at the climaxing stroke, he suddenly screams
out'...............- D D D D D Derry!!' -
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Sorry, don't quite get it, care to elaborate?Originally posted by GIB:An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman go into a pub. They all suffer
from a severe stutter.
'Whats it to be?' asks the stunningly beautiful landlady.
'Th th th th th three pi pi pi pi pi..................'says
the Englishman. Up steps the Irishman.
'Threeee p pints of of of gui gui gui..........'
Then the Scotsman tries. 'Th th th th th th th th th th.........'
'Look,' says the beautiful landlady, who loves a bet,
'If any one of you can answer a question without stuttering
Ill let you shag me!
'Quite confident that no one will win, she turns to the Englishman.
'Where do you live?' 'M M M M Man Man Man Man Manch Manch Manch.'
'No. You lose.' says the beautiful landlady.
Turning to the Scotsman, she asks, 'Where do you live Scotty?',
trying not to laugh. 'E E E Ed Ed Ed Edin Edin Edin Edin Edin Edin Edinb.'
'Sorry, you lose.' says the gorgeous woman.
'And Paddy, where do you live?' she purrs at the Irishman.
'London' blurts out the Irishman. 'Oh, bugger!' says the landlady.
A great cheer goes up in the pub and the landlady reluctantly takes him
by the hand and leads him upstairs. Once in the bedroom she strips to
her underwear, next she takes off her bra exposing a voluptuous bosom.
Finally she slides off her panties then climbs into bed.
Paddy with concentration furrowing his brow, climbs on and goes for
glory, and then, right at the climaxing stroke, he suddenly screams
out'...............- D D D D D Derry!!'
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Londonderry is a place in Northern Ireland I think. Was called Derry after British renamed it .Originally posted by ORIGAMIST:Sorry, don't quite get it, care to elaborate? -
dun understand..
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which means actually the Irish lost...
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man you must actually know some facts to get the joke
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ROFL. Delayed stuttering.
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