a bear and a rabbit were sh*tting in a forest, the bear asks the rabbit, "do you have a problem with sh*t sticking to your fur?" the rabbit replies, "no, why?" the bear then picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass.
one day young timmy was walked into his parents room, and saw his father on top of his mother, and his mother was screaming with her legs in the air "give me a daughter!" 9 months later timmy had a baby sister, timmy pondered this, and one day when his father walked in to his room. timmy was lying down with his legs in the air, "daddy! i want a bicycle!"
3 men were marooned on an island, when they walked around exploring the island, a savage cannibal jumped out in front of them, he roared at them "this is my island!, at sundown each of you must bring me a fruit to my cave if not i will eat you!"
shaken, the three marooners walked back to camp and decided to do as the cannibal said. the first man walked to the cannibals cave with an apple. the cannibal then asked the man to get on his kneels. "now stuff that apple up your ass! if not i will eat you!" the terrified man tried with all his might but the apple just would not go in, he was killed and eaten.
the second man went with a grape, the cannibal ordered him to do the same, easily he stuffed it up his ass, suddenly he started howling in laughter, he laughed so hard that the grape fell out and he was killed too.
when he went to heaven saint peter asked him what happened? he could have easily survived, the second man still laughing told him " i saw the third guy walking in with durians!"
this one kinda lame
q how to put an elephant in a fridge
a open door put elephant in close door
q how to put girafee in fridge
a open door take elephant out close door
q there was a great fire in the forest all animals died who survive?
a girafee in the fridge
q there was a house super high up on stilts, the house was falling down, which item do you throw out of the house?
a fridge cos got giraffe inside.
q there was a princess in a tower with long hair, and poisonous lips, around the tower there was thousands of white flowers, to save the princess
a prince with a pure heart has to pluck a single white flower undistinguishable from the rest, if he plucks the wrong one he will die. the first prince rode on his noble stallion towards the castle and plucked the flower! OH NO HE DIES, the second prince arrived, he then observed the flowers and decided to pluck one! and he died too, the last prince. immediatly plucked the correct one! then he started scaling the tower, but suddenly!
he also died, why?
a the fridge drropped on him
