sign language
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Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.
He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.
The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".
The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"
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Reminded me of this story told by my bmt pc during field camp.
Long ago,there was this china soldier who was standing guard at the borders of china.
Directly opposite him was this indian soldier who was standing guard for India.
This went on for a few months untill the china soldier finally decided to communicate with the indian soldier.But since they are so far away,the chinese decided to use sign language to communicate with the indian.
First,he made swimming freestyle motion,wanting to know if the indian was from the naval unit.
Getting no response,he clenched his left fist and used his right palm to hit his left fist,this time trying to see if he is from artillery.
Again getting no response,he tried this final handsign.
He clenched his fists and put them directly in front of his eyes,asking if the indian was from the scout team.
Finally,the indian stood up and ran back into his camp and asked to see his commander.
Commander:Soldier,what is the matter?
Soldier:Sir,China is going to attack us!
Commander:Isit?How do you know?
Soldier:Well,just now,the china soldier communicated with me using hand signs.He said,"Tonight,i am going to swim over,and fark your backside until your eyes pop out.
Always brings a simle to my face whenever i recall this story. -
Originally posted by Patrik:
Reminded me of this story told by my bmt pc during field camp.
Long ago,there was this china soldier who was standing guard at the borders of china.
Directly opposite him was this indian soldier who was standing guard for India.
This went on for a few months untill the china soldier finally decided to communicate with the indian soldier.But since they are so far away,the chinese decided to use sign language to communicate with the indian.
First,he made swimming freestyle motion,wanting to know if the indian was from the naval unit.
Getting no response,he clenched his left fist and used his right palm to hit his left fist,this time trying to see if he is from artillery.
Again getting no response,he tried this final handsign.
He clenched his fists and put them directly in front of his eyes,asking if the indian was from the scout team.
Finally,the indian stood up and ran back into his camp and asked to see his commander.
Commander:Soldier,what is the matter?
Soldier:Sir,China is going to attack us!
Commander:Isit?How do you know?
Soldier:Well,just now,the china soldier communicated with me using hand signs.He said,"Tonight,i am going to swim over,and fark your backside until your eyes pop out.
Always brings a simle to my face whenever i recall this story.