Dying man

Cool-gal

20 Jul 07, 23:42

A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete check-up. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left." "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?" "Ten," the doctor says sadly. "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!"

The doctor interrupts, "Nine...(looking at his watch)"

Darkness_hacker99

20 Jul 07, 23:43