Bar Challenge
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A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar.
FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS OUR TEST!
So the guy asks the bartender what the test is. The Bartender replies "Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the whole thing at once and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a 'gator out back with a sore tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm. You gotta make things right for her."
The guy says, "Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there. Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah?"
He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence.
The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body. "Now" he says "Where's that woman with the sore tooth?" -
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Dun get It lehs
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he make the alligator orgasm.Originally posted by yong93:Dun get It lehs -
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GODDAMIT IM SICK OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHY IS IT EVERY TIME SOMEONE POSTS A FUNNY JOKE THERE ARE ALWAYS PEOPLE LIKE YOU NOT GETTING IT AND ASKING WATS SO FUNNY AND MAKING US EXPLAIN IT AND THEN ITS NOT FUNNY COZ WE HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT AND WHENEVER THERE ARE JOKES THAT ARE NOT FUNNY EVERYONE SEEMS TO UNDERSTAND WHY GOD WHY!??!Originally posted by yong93:Dun get It lehs -
omg...
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Originally posted by jondizzle foshizzle:GODDAMIT IM SICK OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHY IS IT EVERY TIME SOMEONE POSTS A FUNNY JOKE THERE ARE ALWAYS PEOPLE LIKE YOU NOT GETTING IT AND ASKING WATS SO FUNNY AND MAKING US EXPLAIN IT AND THEN ITS NOT FUNNY COZ WE HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT AND WHENEVER THERE ARE JOKES THAT ARE NOT FUNNY EVERYONE SEEMS TO UNDERSTAND WHY GOD WHY!??!
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dont mind him he juz had a gallon of pepper tequilla...Originally posted by Cool-gal:
why so big reaction??
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take it easy
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oops too lateOriginally posted by lil_bubba:dont mind him he juz had a gallon of pepper tequilla...
...omg keep the gators away from him!
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