Ant

• GIB

  24 Jul 07, 13:25

  A man was sent to prison for 20 years. He was so bored while in there; he found an ant and decided to teach it tricks - like beg, play dead, roll over, jump hair etc. He served his time and was released.
  
  He took his ant with him in a matchbox. The first place he went was to a bar. He sat down, took out the matchbox and emptied out the ant. He then said to the guy beside him, "you are not gonna believe what this ant can do". He showed him all the tricks and the guy was impressed.
  
  He told him that he could make a fortune with the ant. The guy with the ant was excited and called the bartender over and said "you see that ant?" The bartender put his finger on the ant, twisted it and said "sorry sir it won't happen again."
• eagle

  24 Jul 07, 13:26

  
• caleb_chiang

  24 Jul 07, 15:19

  
• Aaron8209

  24 Jul 07, 15:23

  LOL..nice...
• RonDaGuy

  24 Jul 07, 22:45

  lmao 20 years of effort.... gone.
  
• WiNtEr'SkiLL

  24 Jul 07, 23:08

  an ant can live for 20 yrs..? lol...
• Cool-gal

  24 Jul 07, 23:23

  
• omgukilledkenny

  25 Jul 07, 00:20

  
• tut4nkh4m3n

  25 Jul 07, 02:14

  Originally posted by WiNtEr'SkiLL:

  an ant can live for 20 yrs..? lol...

  he didn't say he started teaching the ant tricks immediately when he got into prison...
  
  anyway, nice joke
• allentyb

  25 Jul 07, 04:37

  
• Qoooooooooo

  25 Jul 07, 12:37

  
• de_middle

  25 Jul 07, 12:57

  
• bigmouthjoe

  25 Jul 07, 17:15

  
• SumOne

  25 Jul 07, 20:49

  Ow......
• ndmmxiaomayi

  25 Jul 07, 21:03

  One year older than me. I will outlive it, no worries.
• Rephidim

  25 Jul 07, 21:22

  
  BULLSHlT!!!!!
  Ants dont live more than a month, WAD 20 YEARS
• CKeer

  25 Jul 07, 21:24

  
  
  Cheers.
  CK
• ndmmxiaomayi

  25 Jul 07, 21:30

  Originally posted by Rephidim:

  BULLSHlT!!!!!
  Ants dont live more than a month, WAD 20 YEARS

  Anyhow say. Ants have lived for millions of years.
• Rephidim

  25 Jul 07, 21:38

  Originally posted by ndmmxiaomayi:

  Anyhow say. Ants have lived for millions of years.

  
  
  you got me....
• Lin Yu

  25 Jul 07, 21:40

  
• jondizzle foshizzle

  26 Jul 07, 02:06

  Originally posted by Rephidim:

  BULLSHlT!!!!!
  Ants dont live more than a month, WAD 20 YEARS

  yes this joke is not plausible at all because jokes are meant to be realistic, not made up
• SumOne

  26 Jul 07, 17:01

  Originally posted by Rephidim:

  BULLSHlT!!!!!
  Ants dont live more than a month, WAD 20 YEARS

  Lighten up, it's just a joke/story.