A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe's first time ever hunting, so he was following Bob's lead.
Bob saw a small herd of deer and told Joe to stay in the exact spot he was and to be quiet!
After a few minutes, Bob heard a loud scream. He ran back and asked Joe what had happened.
Joe said “There was this snake and he slithered across my feet, but I never screamed.
Then there was this bear that came up to me and snarled, but I never screamed.”
“So then what did make you scream,” Bob asked, exasperated.
“Well,” Joe continued, “two squirrels crawled up my pants and I overheard them say, ‘Should we take them home or eat 'em now?’”
actually, squirrels will go to other squirrel nests.. and eat their young...
seriously
