A kindergarten teacher decides sheÂ’s going to teach her students a lesson about the five senses. She wants to start with taste, so she brings in flavored sucking candies to class, blindfolds the children, and asks them to taste each one. The students have no problem identifying the cherry, lemon, and lime flavors, but when it comes to the honey sucker, theyÂ’re stumped.
“I’ll give you a hint,” the teacher says. “You may hear your mommies and daddies call each other this flavor at home.”
“Spit ’em out! Spit ’em out!” cries one child. “They’re assholes!”
