LUCKY JOHNNY

• Ferguson

  28 Jul 07, 16:12

  LUCKY JOHNNY
  Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all of her clothes and pointed to her vagina, saying, "Johnny, this is where you came from."
  
  Johnny went to school the next day smiling and insisting that all his friends now refer to him as "Lucky Johnny."
  
  "Why?" one asked.
  
  Johnny held his fingers an inch apart and said, "Because I came this close to being a turd".
• omgukilledkenny

  28 Jul 07, 16:12

  
• Ferguson

  28 Jul 07, 16:14

  Little Johnny and Little Lisa are only 10 years old, but they know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Lisa's father to ask for his blessing.
  
  Johnny bravely walks up to him and says "Mr. Jones, me and Lisa are in love and I want to ask you for your blessing."
  
  Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Jones replies, "Well Johnny, you're only 10. Where will you two live?"
  
  Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replies "In Lisa's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."
  
  Still thinking this is just cute, Mr. Jones says, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. How will you afford food and rent?"
  
  Again, Johnny instantly replies, "With our allowance. Lisa gets 5 bucks a week and I get 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, and that should do us just fine."
  
  By this time Mr. Jones is realizing that Johnny has put much thought into this. So, he thinks for a moment trying to come up with something that Johnny won't have an answer to.
  
  He then says, "Well Johnny, it seems like you've got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of you should kids of your own?"
  
  Johnny shrugs his shoulders and says "We've been lucky so far..."
• omgukilledkenny

  28 Jul 07, 16:24

  
• tut4nkh4m3n

  28 Jul 07, 16:30

  we've been lucky so far means what?
• Ferguson

  28 Jul 07, 16:36

  Originally posted by tut4nkh4m3n:

  we've been lucky so far means what?

  they had sex but no kids yet
• Qoooooooooo

  30 Jul 07, 14:26

  
• caleb_chiang

  1 Aug 07, 16:14

  
• stellazio

  1 Aug 07, 16:16

  
• MinnieNotMouse

  9 Aug 07, 12:39

  
• eagle

  9 Aug 07, 22:27

  the 2nd one damn funny
• hiphop2009

  9 Aug 07, 22:32

  nice one~
• UncleFishballz

  18 Aug 07, 17:32

  turd is? pangsai?
• allentyb

  18 Aug 07, 17:43

  
• bananaking

  19 Aug 07, 21:52

  nice!
• venny

  19 Aug 07, 21:55

  Originally posted by UncleFishballz:

  turd is? pangsai?

  yup. he means he was that close to being born frm shit.