Slip of Tongue - Think Before You Say

• viper146

  29 Jul 07, 12:02

  Men should be very careful in conversation with their wives. A slip of tongue is all wife is looking for to get secret out of you.
  
  WIFE: "What would you do if I die? Would you get married again?"
  HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
  WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
  HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
  WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
  HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
  WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
  HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
  WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
  HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
  WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
  HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
  WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
  HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
  WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
  HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
  WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
  HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
  WIFE: - - -silence - -
  HUSBAND: "****."
• ChingAlvin

  29 Jul 07, 12:05

  
• browniebaobao

  29 Jul 07, 12:06

  
• DjMatrix

  29 Jul 07, 12:08

  ROFLLLL
• Lin Yu

  29 Jul 07, 12:43

  gotcha
• BÃ¥seline

  29 Jul 07, 12:57

  Thanks a heap!
  
  
• technoboy

  29 Jul 07, 13:36

  Hahaha, nice one there.
• popikachu

  29 Jul 07, 16:21

  
  
  dam funni!
• stellazio

  29 Jul 07, 16:21

  
• Darkness_hacker99

  29 Jul 07, 16:22

  
• seotiblizzard

  29 Jul 07, 16:24

  
• allentyb

  29 Jul 07, 16:39

  
• omgukilledkenny

  29 Jul 07, 18:46

  
• club18

  29 Jul 07, 18:48

  
• Qoooooooooo

  30 Jul 07, 14:25

  
• MinnieNotMouse

  1 Aug 07, 14:13

  
• Glennyek

  1 Aug 07, 14:14

  Have smileys replace our vocal??
• caleb_chiang

  1 Aug 07, 15:41

  
• rathcycle

  1 Aug 07, 15:41

  Originally posted by Glennyek:

  Have smileys replace our vocal??

  yesh, so stfu, and post smilies