Porn Star Giving Birth
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A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.
"I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies.
"O.K. Do you have a boyfriend?" asks the Midwife
"No, no boyfriend either."
"Do you have a partner then?"
"No, I'm not attached, I'll be having my baby on my own."
After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman, "You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see her that the baby is black."
"Well," replies the girl, "I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a porn film. The lead man was black."
"Oh, I`m very sorry," says the midwife, "that`s really none of my business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair."
"Well yes," the girl again replies, "you see the co-star in the movie was this Swedish guy."
"Oh, I`m sorry," the midwife repeats, "that's really none of my business either and I hate to pry further but your baby also has slanted eyes."
"Yes," continues the girl, "there was a little Chinese man also in the movie, I really had no choice."
At this, the midwife again apologises, collects the baby and presents her to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give the baby a slap on the butt.
The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims, "Thank god for that!"
"What do you mean?" says the midwife, shocked.
"Well," says the girl extremely relieved, "I had this horrible feeling that she was going to bark."
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heard b4. but thanks.
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OMG WTF!
DAMN SICK!!
Beastiality.
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sperms cannot b share share lei...
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biologically impossible
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well yes, but funny enough.Originally posted by dumbdumb!:biologically impossible -
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hahaha omg....
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Cheers.
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Animal porn..
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Hmm you're right it is biologically impossible because jokes do have to be totally 100% realistic and can't be made up at all. So jokes must conform to the laws of biology and real life and whoever made that joke up must do a university course on human anatomy and biology before making a joke up.Originally posted by dumbdumb!:biologically impossible -
come on lar... just for laugh mah..Originally posted by jondizzle foshizzle:Hmm you're right it is biologically impossible because jokes do have to be totally 100% realistic and can't be made up at all. So jokes must conform to the laws of biology and real life and whoever made that joke up must do a university course on human anatomy and biology before making a joke up.
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It's just a joke only, relax, it's fridayOriginally posted by jondizzle foshizzle:Hmm you're right it is biologically impossible because jokes do have to be totally 100% realistic and can't be made up at all. So jokes must conform to the laws of biology and real life and whoever made that joke up must do a university course on human anatomy and biology before making a joke up.
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lol i was making fun of dumbdumb! it's a little thing called sarcasmOriginally posted by tortoise55:It's just a joke only, relax, it's friday -
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She's A Bitch ^^