Did you hear about the busload of teachers?
The good news:the bus crashed
The bad news:there were 3 empty seats
A new teacher was trying to impress his pupils.He stood up in front of the class and said,'Would anyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up.'After a long silence and a lot of shuffling,a boy got to his feet.'Well,good morning,'said the teacher.'So you really think you are a fool?'The boy answered,'No sir,I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself'
Freddy: Please Teacher,can I urgently go to the toilet?
Teacher:Recite the alphabet first
Freddy:ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ
Teacher:very good,but wheres the letter p?
Freddy:Running down my leg.
