An American man goes to a restuarant in Italy.When the waiter comes to take his order,he tells him he wants 2 pieces of toast.After 10 minutes,the waiter gives the man 1 piece of toast.The American,realising that it was not what he wanted,tells the waiter:'Excuse me,I told you I wanted 2 pieces of toast,'the waiter nods his head and goes off.After a short while,the chef comes to the American man's table,looking very cross.'Sir,IF YOU WANT TO PEE ON YOUR TOES,GO TO THE TOILET!"
this one must tell with mouth then funny
hmm....i am tickling myself but still not laughing...sorry...
errr...ok la..nt bad nt bad
i got the mp3 full version.
"I want two piece on my plate"(I want to p1ss on my plate)
"I want a sheet on the bed"(I wanna sh1t on the bed)
"I want a fork on the table"(I wanna fu.ck on the table)
2 pieces of toast and pee on ur toes.
