Chinese sentence construction...

• sLeEpWaLkErInG

  6 Sep 07, 10:09

  Originally posted by ORIGAMIST:

  There was two brothers named, Da Niu and Xiao Niu. As they were way pass marriage age, their father was anxious to find them a wife. However, he only managed to get one girl from China and the father let them decide. Since both brother like the China girl, and the girl can only marry one.
  
  So she gave them a test. That is the brothers is to write something good about the other one. Da Niu being the kind brother wrote much good points about his younger brother. However, Xiao Niu wanted the girl badly and so he wrote " DA NIU BI JIAO LAN".
  
  The girl after reading it wanted to marry Da Niu instead.... REASON : that is because in China they read from right to left ....

  
• eagle

  6 Sep 07, 10:30

  number 16 can be read as
  
  first born, then see
• jay_rocks

  6 Sep 07, 12:12

  35 damn power
• Tian Long Jiu Bu

  13 Sep 07, 00:35

  
• Tian Long Jiu Bu

  13 Sep 07, 00:37

  
• ^tamago^

  13 Sep 07, 00:40

  Originally posted by fairlady_xoxo:

  HAHAHA... NO. 35 IS THE FUNNIEST!!!
  
  

  
• InnoHippo

  13 Sep 07, 09:57

  Originally posted by ORIGAMIST:

  There was two brothers named, Da Niu and Xiao Niu. As they were way pass marriage age, their father was anxious to find them a wife. However, he only managed to get one girl from China and the father let them decide. Since both brother like the China girl, and the girl can only marry one.
  
  So she gave them a test. That is the brothers is to write something good about the other one. Da Niu being the kind brother wrote much good points about his younger brother. However, Xiao Niu wanted the girl badly and so he wrote " DA NIU BI JIAO LAN".
  
  The girl after reading it wanted to marry Da Niu instead.... REASON : that is because in China they read from right to left ....

  
  
  
• aHGer^83

  14 Sep 07, 19:47

  tmd funny....
• UncleFishballz

  15 Sep 07, 21:37

  35 catch no ball leh, kuang qie kuang qie kuang qie???
• tys

  29 Sep 07, 13:04

  Originally posted by UncleFishballz:

  35 catch no ball leh, kuang qie kuang qie kuang qie???

  sound of a train la
• xiao_adeline

  30 Sep 07, 11:15

  
• Hocklez

  6 Oct 07, 16:32

  
  
  the jokes owned me! hahahaa....
• Gordonator

  7 Oct 07, 21:44

  this got to the funnest thread i had seen in a long time!
• tys

  7 Oct 07, 22:04

  Originally posted by Gordonator:

  this got to the funnest thread i had seen in a long time!

  thank you thank you
• relgn

  9 Oct 07, 23:17

  
• noopi

  9 Oct 07, 23:19

  Originally posted by ORIGAMIST:

  There was two brothers named, Da Niu and Xiao Niu. As they were way pass marriage age, their father was anxious to find them a wife. However, he only managed to get one girl from China and the father let them decide. Since both brother like the China girl, and the girl can only marry one.
  
  So she gave them a test. That is the brothers is to write something good about the other one. Da Niu being the kind brother wrote much good points about his younger brother. However, Xiao Niu wanted the girl badly and so he wrote " DA NIU BI JIAO LAN".
  
  The girl after reading it wanted to marry Da Niu instead.... REASON : that is because in China they read from right to left ....

  
• Plastic Bag

  9 Oct 07, 23:26

  
• The return

  9 Oct 07, 23:43

  
• huiz

  10 Oct 07, 14:40

  very funny... especially no. 35.