Ah Beng Lost His Wife Ah Lian
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ah beng got a son, bengson and ah beng lost his wife, ah lian, in an accident.. the lower body is still ok so ah beng decided that since ah lian clit is very big, he will cut it out and preserve it in a bottle. making it like a memorial thing..
after ah beng finish the funeral and exhausted over the crying and preparations, he left the bottle on the table and went to sleep.. at the moment, bengson was hungry and decided to cook maggi mee.. he looked at the fridge but canot find anything to cook with.. just then, he saw the bottle and say,
"wah lao eh, so lucky ah.. like that also can find meat to cook." so bengson cooked it and eat..
after ah beng woke up.. realised that the bottle is gone and started to panic.. below is the conversation.
Ah Beng: "AH BOY!! GOT SEE THE BOTTLE ON THE TABLE??"
Bengson: "got ah.. i cook the meat to eat liao.. but very salty"
Ah Beng: "WAH LAO NABU CHEE BYE!! U KNOW WHAT IS THAT OR NOT!!!! THAT ONE IS NIN NA BU EH CHEE BYE!!!" -
knn post so many times already
the first time i read funny
2nd 3rd 4th 5th time not funny already -
posted for like 578321234342454535 times liao... -
rofl
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can someone please audit the Jokes and Humour Forum.
Too many low-brow "jokes".