Size Does Matter
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3 men are on a desert island desperately seeking a way to get off. A cannibal approaches them and flop his penis out and says "if the length of your 3 penis put together is as big as mine, then i show u the way to get off this island" otherwise you will be killed and eaten.
The native's love muscle was a staggering 20 inches. the 1st man got his out, and it was a 10 inches, 2nd then produce a 9 inch knob, realizing they need only 1 inch to go, the 1st 2 man is quietly confident. The 3rd got his penis out, and it was only 1 inch long.
After some tense calculations, the native says "okay you've equalled the length of my penis". i have a boat which u can use to escape.
While sailing away on the boat, the 1st man says to the other 2, you guys are lucky that i've a 10 inches.
And the 2nd says you are lucky i've got a 9 inch penis.
To which the 3rd man replies, "And you are lucky that i had an erection". -
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Of course it matters!! Haven't ya heard that '2 heads are always better than 1'....??
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Erection still oni 1 inch arh?
Ah Pons u ho seh bo? -
I've read the chinese version of same joke.
And you know China ppl hates Japanese.
They put the 1st man as black guy, 2nd man as U.S. man.
The 3rd man is the Japanese........... -