A few jokes..

alleggerita

28 Aug 07, 00:22

Now don't flame me if you've heard of these jokes.. Laughing

1) What is the similarity between a priest and a christmas tree?

Ans: Their balls are for decoration.

2) What is the similarity between a vibrator and soybeans?

Ans: They are both 'meat substitutes'.

3) Why is it that Superman used to fly with one hand outstretched and another hand tucked at his waist last time, and now he flies with both hands outstretched?

Ans: Last time he use manual gear, now is auto.

jay_rocks

28 Aug 07, 12:17

wah... i find it sibei cold.

Cool-gal

28 Aug 07, 12:22

Originally posted by jay_rocks:
wah... i find it sibei cold.

raining damn heavily now ma..

de_middle

28 Aug 07, 12:54

not funny

venny

28 Aug 07, 22:10

i think only the last one is nice.... Wink

RsSDumbSteR

29 Aug 07, 19:49

Huh? Simi lai de?

sand king

29 Aug 07, 19:52

the second one the best Laughing

RsSDumbSteR

29 Aug 07, 20:03

Originally posted by sand king:
the second one the best

Oh. I understand liao.
But still not funny eh.

monoslayer

29 Aug 07, 20:10

Originally posted by alleggerita:
3) Why is it that Superman used to fly with one hand outstretched and another hand tucked at his waist last time, and now he flies with both hands outstretched?

Ans: Last time he use manual gear, now is auto.

Spartans

29 Aug 07, 20:35

Good try.

JJxJJ

5 Sep 07, 19:15

Originally posted by alleggerita:
3) Why is it that Superman used to fly with one hand outstretched and another hand tucked at his waist last time, and now he flies with both hands outstretched?

Ans: Last time he use manual gear, now is auto.

Mr.Penis

6 Sep 07, 11:19

Originally posted by alleggerita:

3) Why is it that Superman used to fly with one hand outstretched and another hand tucked at his waist last time, and now he flies with both hands outstretched?

Ans: Last time he use manual gear, now is auto.

pro!

tut4nkh4m3n

6 Sep 07, 11:27

not bad lah not bad

Laughing