150 miles to dublin.
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3 drunks were making their way home in the pitch dark when they somehow blundered into the local cemetry.
1 of them stumbled in front of a grave and vomitted. He looked up and read: Michael O'Grady, age 87. God bless his soul.
Another guy yelled: That's nothing! This guy lived to the age of 98!
And suddenly, the 3rd guy responded: Oh yeah! This guy here lived till 150!
That shocked and sobered all of them up immediately. They scrambled over and asked the guy to read it out in full.
And this was what they read: 150 miles to dublin. -
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Originally posted by SBS3625D:3 drunks were making their way home in the pitch dark when they somehow blundered into the local cemetry.
1 of them stumbled in front of a grave and vomitted. He looked up and read: Michael O'Grady, age 87. God bless his soul.
Another guy yelled: That's nothing! This guy lived to the age of 98!
And suddenly, the 3rd guy responded: Oh yeah! This guy here lived till 150!
That shocked and sobered all of them up immediately. They scrambled over and asked the guy to read it out in full.
And this was what they read: 150 miles to dublin.
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instead of reading the inscriptions on the tombstone,the guy read the signboardOriginally posted by Bar is active: -
wa so far
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Why so many?
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A manager, analyst and engineer drove a car up a mountainous road and enroute returning home downhill, the brakes failed and it was miraculous that they somehow managed to stop the car preventing an accident.
They got out of the car and started to discuss what they should do now. And things got a little heated.
Engineer: We should take the brakes apart and so troubleshoot the problem and fix it.
Manager: I disagree! We should set up a commitee immediately and call for an urgent meeting with what manpower we have and discuss.
Analyst: No! We should bring the car up the slope and see if it happens again! -
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