5 wishes and your wife gets double
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One day, While Digging For Treasure, A Man Hit Jackpot, and found a lamp with a genie.
He Rubbed It And Poofed*
She Appeared, Promising To Grant Him 5 wishes, but on the condition that his wife will get double what he gets.
He thought hard, real hard... and came up with 5..
First:
He Wished for 10 billion..
True enough, The Genie Granted Him 10billion and his wife got 20billion
Second:
He Wished For A Grand Villa With 10Ha of land.
For that, his wife had 2
Third:
He wished for him to be insured and everything goes to his wife if he died.
His wife was insured twice the amount and everything goes to him.
Forth:
He wish that he is the head of 10 Multi National Companies.
Expectedly his wife became head of 20.
But His Wife Aint The best of wives and her character was the worse, why must she get double of what he gets.
Guess what he wished...
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He Wished that he would be beaten half dead, while his wife would be dead -
lols nice but the version i read was... get a mild heart attack while the wife get a heart attack...
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dude, double = x2
1/2 x 2 = 1/4
the wife would be 1/4 dead! -
ur maths which standardOriginally posted by PrinceRaied:dude, double = x2
1/2 x 2 = 1/4
the wife would be 1/4 dead! -
1/2 x 2 leh. not 1/2 x 1/2.Originally posted by PrinceRaied:dude, double = x2
1/2 x 2 = 1/4
the wife would be 1/4 dead!
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ya lor. 1/2 x 1/2 then 1/4
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some other version is the man asked to have one of his kidney taken away.
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fail maths.Originally posted by eagle:ur maths which standard -
1/2=0.5 therefore 0.5x2=1....
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i saw that on the simpsons the other day.
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wth! hahahaha...
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This shld be a joke byits ownOriginally posted by PrinceRaied:dude, double = x2
1/2 x 2 = 1/4
the wife would be 1/4 dead!
cheers -
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The version I read was about the guy's mother-in-law getting double of what he gets.
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Originally posted by kenn3th:
nice job ruining the joke
He Wished that he would be beaten half dead, while his wife would be dead -
tis is even more funnier den the joke itself.Originally posted by PrinceRaied:dude, double = x2
1/2 x 2 = 1/4
the wife would be 1/4 dead! -
ur maths fail all the way?Originally posted by PrinceRaied:dude, double = x2
1/2 x 2 = 1/4
the wife would be 1/4 dead! -
Just wondering though, couldn't he have just said "I wish my wife would be dead", and in turn his wife would get double of his wish, which is basically nothing.
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mean sia you all..Originally posted by monoslayer:tis is even more funnier den the joke itself. -
At a moment i thought he was right!Originally posted by freedom4ever:1/2 x 2 leh. not 1/2 x 1/2. -
good thinking.Originally posted by JennTS:Just wondering though, couldn't he have just said "I wish my wife would be dead", and in turn his wife would get double of his wish, which is basically nothing.