This jokes are quite old.
Just to share with u all.
*1) Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Ah Beng : "Do you have color TV ?"
Salesgirl : "Yes !"
Ah Beng : "Give me a green one, please "
*2) Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it.
When he encountered some problems.
He decide touse the 'Help' command after some tries.
Soon after, he became very irritated and calledthe computer retailer for support.
Ah Beng : "I press the 'F1' key ! for help lah,but it's been over half an hour and still nobody come and helpme?!"
*3) Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Ah Beng : "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIMEDIFFERENCE BETWEEN Taipei AND LAS VEGAS?"
Operator : "JUST A MINUTE..."
Ah Beng : "THANK YOU." and puts down the phone.
*4) After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quitesometime,
Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to afriend.
"It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", Ah Beng brags.
"FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOO LONG", the friend exclaims.
"YOU ARE A FOOL."
Ah Beng replies, "SEE THIS BOX, IT ISWRITTEN FOR 4-7 YRS"
*5) At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng's
left tells thebartender, JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE"
and hiscompanion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".
The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR ?"
Ah Beng replies : "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED ."
