Silly Label Instructions
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These are actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I
have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos: ...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would
be how???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's
"just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but
wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery
after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of
construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with
head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking
this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as
opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now,
somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat
nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) -
Damn old email ok.
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+1 for the effort of commenting the instructions....
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next time dun post in CC liao.
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haha, did you know that some companies actually have to purposely put those on their products because of people who are stupid.
they dont know how to use it, hurt themselves and successfully sue the company.. its very true in america.. must be blondes..... -
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
i like this one... haha...
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very true. some person in america accidentally spilled hot coffee from macs on herself. she sued macs and won millions. from then on, macs have the "caution: hot!" labelled all over their coffee cups.Originally posted by newbie22:haha, did you know that some companies actually have to purposely put those on their products because of people who are stupid.
they dont know how to use it, hurt themselves and successfully sue the company.. its very true in america.. must be blondes.....