3 best friends

• kentheman

  20 Sep 07, 18:06

  dunno if this had been posted up before but well, here it goes
  
  3 friends, ah beng, arumugum and ali were locked in prison. one day, h beng told the rest, "i'm sick and tired of being locked here. tonite we shall break the prison. follow my instructions and everything will goes well. if we were discovered, juz meow like a cat." ali and arumugum both agreed.
  
  so come midnight, they execute the plan. everything went on smoothly until they reach the fence and ah beng fell and hit the fence, alerting the guards. the guard shouted, "WHO'S THAT??!!??" ah beng started "meow, meow" so the guard was convinced tt it is a cat. arumugum was the next to it the fence and same thing happened, he accidently hit the fence and the guards were alerted. the same guard shouted "WHO'S THAT???!!??" arumugum follow the instruction given earlier and started meow-ing. so the guard was also convinced that it is the same cat.
  
  come ali the smart aleck, he hit the fence again and the guard started shouting "WHO'S THAT??!!??" ali replied, "it's just a cat, just a cat!!!"
  
  so they were discovered. and started running and running with hundreds of prison wardens chasing them. they soon reach a forest and started climbing up the trees. the guards lose track of them and started shaking each and every tree. when ah beng's tree was shaken, he chuckled like a monkey and the guard moved on. arumugum's tree was shaken next, and he hooted like an owl.
  
  smart aleck ali's tree was shaken last, and he moo-ed like a cow.
  
  so they were discovered yet again, and ran for their lives. they found a car and drive thru a desert to reach town where they are freed from the prison. halfway thru the fuel tank was empty and they had to walk around 100km to reach town. so ah beng took a bottle of water with him, arumugum took an umbrella with him and ali broke the car door and carry it with him.
  
  when they finally reach the town, they met their old friend, adriano. adriano ask them y are they carrying the water, umbrella and car door with them when they are escaping from prison. ah beng replied, "weather hot leh brudder, drink water good." arumugum said, " sun very hot deh, umbrella keeps the sun away dey." ali said with pride, "abang, weather hot, wind down window walk cooler..."
• seotiblizzard

  20 Sep 07, 18:46

  Heard is b4 liao.
  
• DjMatrix

  20 Sep 07, 18:58

  haha
  
  8 char
• toyota-corolla

  20 Sep 07, 20:38

  ali is crap.
• sEphIrOth

  20 Sep 07, 23:43

  this is a 3 in 1 mix of jokes
• sLeEpWaLkErInG

  20 Sep 07, 23:57

  
• ^tamago^

  21 Sep 07, 00:15

  
• technoboy

  21 Sep 07, 00:25

  Originally posted by sLeEpWaLkErInG:

  

  This is funnier...
• mancha

  21 Sep 07, 15:16

  Originally posted by technoboy:

  This is funnier...

  Yeah
  US Calvary attacking vil to secure beach for surfing.
  Because
  "CHARLIE DON'T SURF !".
  Col Kilgore, Apoclaypse Now
• TrixCereals

  21 Sep 07, 15:18

  Nice one.
• caleb_chiang

  21 Sep 07, 15:42

  
• de_middle

  21 Sep 07, 15:56

  Originally posted by sLeEpWaLkErInG:

  

  whahahahahahahaha
• Xcert

  21 Sep 07, 18:01

  Originally posted by sLeEpWaLkErInG:

  

  graphically it looks nice...but the person who did this must be really bored.
• fgfm

  21 Sep 07, 18:29

  Originally posted by kentheman:

  dunno if this had been posted up before but well, here it goes
  
  3 friends, ah beng, arumugum and ali were locked in prison. one day, h beng told the rest, "i'm sick and tired of being locked here. tonite we shall break the prison. follow my instructions and everything will goes well. if we were discovered, juz meow like a cat." ali and arumugum both agreed.
  
  so come midnight, they execute the plan. everything went on smoothly until they reach the fence and ah beng fell and hit the fence, alerting the guards. the guard shouted, "WHO'S THAT??!!??" ah beng started "meow, meow" so the guard was convinced tt it is a cat. arumugum was the next to it the fence and same thing happened, he accidently hit the fence and the guards were alerted. the same guard shouted "WHO'S THAT???!!??" arumugum follow the instruction given earlier and started meow-ing. so the guard was also convinced that it is the same cat.
  
  come ali the smart aleck, he hit the fence again and the guard started shouting "WHO'S THAT??!!??" ali replied, "it's just a cat, just a cat!!!"
  
  so they were discovered. and started running and running with hundreds of prison wardens chasing them. they soon reach a forest and started climbing up the trees. the guards lose track of them and started shaking each and every tree. when ah beng's tree was shaken, he chuckled like a monkey and the guard moved on. arumugum's tree was shaken next, and he hooted like an owl.
  
  smart aleck ali's tree was shaken last, and he moo-ed like a cow.
  
  so they were discovered yet again, and ran for their lives. they found a car and drive thru a desert to reach town where they are freed from the prison. halfway thru the fuel tank was empty and they had to walk around 100km to reach town. so ah beng took a bottle of water with him, arumugum took an umbrella with him and ali broke the car door and carry it with him.
  
  when they finally reach the town, they met their old friend, adriano. adriano ask them y are they carrying the water, umbrella and car door with them when they are escaping from prison. ah beng replied, "weather hot leh brudder, drink water good." arumugum said, " sun very hot deh, umbrella keeps the sun away dey." ali said with pride, "abang, weather hot, wind down window walk cooler..."

  wow i just heard about this joke just now in school
• Darkness_hacker99

  22 Sep 07, 06:42

  
• JJxJJ

  22 Sep 07, 13:00

  
• casshern

  22 Sep 07, 13:03

  Originally posted by sLeEpWaLkErInG:

  

  This is damn funny lah!