Is this your husband?

omgukilledkenny

22 Sep 07, 03:09

After a long night of passion, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.

"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.

He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.

"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.

"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.

"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.

Calmly, Tony replied, "That's me before the operation."

Darkness_hacker99

22 Sep 07, 04:08

ouchtthurt

22 Sep 07, 12:21

Ha, owned.

jay_rocks

22 Sep 07, 12:23

wow fked.

sEphIrOth

22 Sep 07, 13:13

Seven_Dragon

22 Sep 07, 13:21

who's fault now?
both willing party..

Hanagata

22 Sep 07, 13:23

OWNED!!!!

viestasoleil

22 Sep 07, 20:59

caleb_chiang

23 Sep 07, 02:01

old one... Rolling Eyes

stellazio

23 Sep 07, 02:06

RaaRaa

23 Sep 07, 02:09

Reminds me of an old tv ad. Laughing

dumbdumb!

23 Sep 07, 02:11

actually, even though after operation.. they don't look totally different right. i mean..

sure got some similarity here and there

cloud210

23 Sep 07, 07:09

Originally posted by dumbdumb!:
actually, even though after operation.. they don't look totally different right. i mean..

sure got some similarity here and there

u underestimated the power of plastic surgery~ Evil or Very Mad