Supermarket Mother

• omgukilledkenny

  27 Sep 07, 21:05

  A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally, he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.
  
  "Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son who just died recently."
  
  "I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "Is there anything I can do for you?"
  
  "Yes," she said. "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Goodbye mother'? It would make me feel much better."
  
  "Sure," answered the young man. As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye mother!"
  
  As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50. "How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"
  
  "Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.
• viestasoleil

  27 Sep 07, 21:21

  
• huiz

  27 Sep 07, 21:27

  
• mhcampboy

  27 Sep 07, 21:28

  
• relgn

  27 Sep 07, 21:30

  
• cApitaland

  27 Sep 07, 21:36

  
• TrixCereals

  27 Sep 07, 21:40

  ROFL.
• sEphIrOth

  27 Sep 07, 22:32

  
• Vel Vel

  28 Sep 07, 02:42

  cute grandma
• seotiblizzard

  28 Sep 07, 03:16

  OWNED!
• eagle

  28 Sep 07, 03:17

  40 yrs later can try
• PlsDunBanMe

  28 Sep 07, 07:56

  pwned
• caleb_chiang

  28 Sep 07, 08:59

  
• yiha093

  29 Sep 07, 00:46

  
• tut4nkh4m3n

  29 Sep 07, 00:49

  hahahaha
• ceecookie

  29 Sep 07, 00:49

  This remind of a same exact thing in Dumb and Dumber
• relax_crown

  29 Sep 07, 12:44

  nice 1
• Nadare

  8 Oct 07, 03:50

  
• relgn

  9 Oct 07, 23:14