Supermarket

• omgukilledkenny

  27 Sep 07, 21:07

  ThereÂ’s this guy walking round the supermarket when he notices a good looking blonde smiling at him
  
  Mmm he thinks sheÂ’s familiar I know her from somewhere
  
  The blonde approaches him and says, “Hello you’re the father of one of my children.”
  
  Christ he thinks remembering his stag night, "Ahhhh YouÂ’re the stripper arenÂ’t you the one I had sex with on the pool table whilst the lads lashed me with celery and stuck a cucumber up my arse?"
  
  "No ( looking horrified ) IÂ’m your sons English teacher." she replied.
• Spartans

  27 Sep 07, 21:28

  
• mhcampboy

  27 Sep 07, 21:28

  not funny
• sLeEpWaLkErInG

  27 Sep 07, 21:39

  
• viestasoleil

  27 Sep 07, 21:41

  
• TrixCereals

  27 Sep 07, 21:43

  Heard something similar but more funny.
• sEphIrOth

  27 Sep 07, 22:33

  
• eagle

  28 Sep 07, 02:57

  Originally posted by mhcampboy:

  not funny

  this is funny
• Nadare

  8 Oct 07, 03:47