Giving your more then 100% @ work

• iaintmad

  30 Sep 07, 16:14

  What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What akes up 100% in life?
  
  Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
  
  If:
  A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
  
  Then:
  
  H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
  8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
  
  and
  
  K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
  11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
  
  But,
  
  A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
  1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
  
  And,
  
  B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
  2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
  
  AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
  
  A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
  1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
  
  So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the BullshiT and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.wHAT
• eagle

  30 Sep 07, 16:16

  S-P-A-M-P-O-S-T-I-N-G
  19+16+1+13+16+15+19+20+9+14+7 = 149% lor
  
  Best is to go dreamland
  
  Zzzzzz
  26+26+26+26+26+26 = 156%
• venny

  30 Sep 07, 18:47

  Originally posted by eagle:

  S-P-A-M-P-O-S-T-I-N-G
  19+16+1+13+16+15+19+20+9+14+7 = 149% lor
  
  Best is to go dreamland
  
  Zzzzzz
  26+26+26+26+26+26 = 156%

  rofl!
• whereismyrib

  1 Oct 07, 00:22

  Interesting.
• omgukilledkenny

  1 Oct 07, 01:12

  old but still
• cApitaland

  1 Oct 07, 01:14

  if liddat hor..
  
  SIT INFRONT SURF SGFORUMS
  
  how much ah?
• relgn

  1 Oct 07, 20:59

  Zzzzzz
• caleb_chiang

  1 Oct 07, 21:02

  
• T E M P O

  2 Oct 07, 20:53

  classic.
• euc

  2 Oct 07, 20:54

  -_________-"
• InnoHippo

  3 Oct 07, 10:46

  Originally posted by eagle:

  Zzzzzz
  26+26+26+26+26+26 = 156%

  
  
  
• <Precious>

  3 Oct 07, 10:53

  Hmmmmmmmm, methinks there's some truth there.......!
• de_middle

  3 Oct 07, 11:38

  
• seotiblizzard

  3 Oct 07, 12:26

  
  old joke.
  but still funny.
• c0mplex

  4 Oct 07, 19:49

  
• UncleFishballz

  6 Oct 07, 18:54

  B+A+L+L+S+C+A+R+R+Y+I+N+G
  
  2+1+12+12+19+3+1+18+18+25+9+14+7
  
  115% NIA?