The tax man

• omgukilledkenny

  4 Oct 07, 20:22

  At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the
  books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the
  Rabbi and said, "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the
  candle drippings?"
  "Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to
  the candle makers and every now and then they send us a free box of
  candles."
  
  "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
  question had a practical answer.
  But on he went, in his obnoxious way: "What about all these matzo (bread)
  purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?"
  
  "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was trying to
  trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them
  back to the manufacturers and every now and then they send a free box of
  matzo balls."
  
  "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the
  know-it-all Rabbi.
  "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the leftover
  foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
  " Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up
  all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office and about once a year they
  send us a complete dick."
• mhcampboy

  4 Oct 07, 20:24

  But places of worship is tax free....
• jondizzle foshizzle

  5 Oct 07, 18:42

  Originally posted by mhcampboy:

  But places of worship is tax free....

  its called a joke ffs
• seotiblizzard

  5 Oct 07, 18:47

  
• caleb_chiang

  5 Oct 07, 19:12

  
• mhcampboy

  5 Oct 07, 19:15

  Originally posted by jondizzle foshizzle:

  its called a joke ffs

  oh i see... joke har? wow...
• jondizzle foshizzle

  5 Oct 07, 19:20

  Originally posted by mhcampboy:

  oh i see... joke har? wow...

  no no you obviously dont see. if u did u wouldnt have posted a retarded comment like that.
• mhcampboy

  5 Oct 07, 19:21

  But places of worship is tax free....
• jondizzle foshizzle

  5 Oct 07, 19:24

  Originally posted by mhcampboy:

  But places of worship is tax free....

  Hmmm but knock knock jokes don't work because people have doorbells and you wouldn't ask who's there because u have the little peephole.
• mhcampboy

  5 Oct 07, 19:25

  Originally posted by jondizzle foshizzle:

  Hmmm but knock knock jokes don't work because people have doorbells and you wouldn't ask who's there because u have the little peephole.

  so clever..
• newbie22

  12 Oct 07, 21:59

  Originally posted by mhcampboy:

  But places of worship is tax free....

  in order for it to be tax free, they must be transparent in their accounts. that is why they send tax collector to check on them.
  
  in america, not all places of worship are legit, some are scams and that is why the tax people always try to make sure they get a reason to charge them..
  
  an information for those people who wonder why does the tax collector appear in a tax free church.. lol