I want to get screwed!

• GIB

  9 Oct 07, 11:27

  A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told him he could be sexually accommodated. An eye-level panel slid open and a female voice asked what he wanted.
  
  "I want to get screwed," said the man.
  
  "OK, mister, but this is a private club, so slip twenty bucks as an initiation fee through the mail slot," answered the voice.
  
  The man slid his $20 bucks in, the panel was closed. Minutes passed and nothing happened.
  
  He began to pound on the door insistently, and the panel slid open again.
  
  "Hey," exclaimed the sport, "I want to get screwed!"
  
  "What?" said the voice, "Again?"
  
• cloud210

  9 Oct 07, 11:37

  
• Cool-gal

  9 Oct 07, 11:44

  dun understand leh...
• de_middle

  9 Oct 07, 11:59

  
• spycampers

  9 Oct 07, 12:24

  Originally posted by Cool-gal:

  dun understand leh...

  he pay the money and didn't get anything..
  that meant his is screwed.
• omgukilledkenny

  9 Oct 07, 12:30

  
• PlsDunBanMe

  9 Oct 07, 23:04

  
• relgn

  9 Oct 07, 23:06

  lol...wtf
• Agenda

  9 Oct 07, 23:08

  
• freedom4ever

  10 Oct 07, 00:35

  as what my CSM told me last time. you got 2 balls, you are a man. If you got 4 balls, dun think that you are superman.
• LBKLK

  11 Dec 07, 16:05

  
• WiNtEr'SkiLL

  11 Dec 07, 16:07

  
• <Precious>

  11 Dec 07, 16:08

  Originally posted by Cool-gal:

  dun understand leh...

  The traveller had been "screwed" up = cheated of his $20/- lor
• RumRunner

  11 Dec 07, 16:17

  Rummy: you wanna get screwed? open up! open up you dirty little wh0re! ahhh... that's more like it! mhm... mhm... now feel me getting more and more inside you.
  
  GIB:arghhhh... you sooo biggg... my goodness
  
  Rummy:ManDingo?
  
  GIB:*gives a sluttish smile*... *nods head*... he he I've always wanted to get farked by a biggg... dick
  
  Rummy:Now THAT what I'm TALKING abt
  
  
• RumRunner

  11 Dec 07, 16:18

  sorry folks, that'll teach ppl not to post misleading titles to their unrelated posts!
  
  CLONER!!! serves you rite... =p
• tut4nkh4m3n

  11 Dec 07, 16:26

  Originally posted by RumRunner:

  sorry folks, that'll teach ppl not to post misleading titles to their unrelated posts!
  
  CLONER!!! serves you rite... =p

  
• ohnoez!

  11 Dec 07, 16:54

  Originally posted by RumRunner:

  sorry folks, that'll teach ppl not to post misleading titles to their unrelated posts!
  
  CLONER!!! serves you rite... =p

  
• eagle

  11 Dec 07, 17:36

  posted before
  
  edit:
  -- chey I just realised it was posted in october, no wonder.... --
• cutie-pie

  11 Dec 07, 18:17

  Originally posted by Cool-gal:

  dun understand leh...

  retard...
• gunner77

  11 Dec 07, 20:47

  
• WinnieThePooh

  11 Dec 07, 23:47

  
• sand king

  11 Dec 07, 23:50

  
• Cool-gal

  11 Dec 07, 23:56

  Originally posted by cutie-pie:

  retard...

  
  why say urself??
  
• cutie-pie

  17 Dec 07, 14:22

  Originally posted by Cool-gal:

  
  why say urself??
  

  more retardedness...
• stellazio

  17 Dec 07, 14:23