Got it in an email.....

• Clandestine

  10 Oct 07, 16:15

  Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
  boy : This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
  
  Doctor : your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some
  sleeping pills.
  Wife : When must I give them to him?
  Doctor : They are for you.
  
  God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
  He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi
  He saw me in dark, he created light .
  He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
  
  The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic
  elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of
  apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray "Take only one.
  God is watching."
  Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a
  large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
  A child had written a note, " Take all you want. God is watching the
  apples."
  
  What are the three fastest ways of communication?
  
  Three fastest means of communication in the world.
  Tele-phone
  Tele-vision
  Tell-a-woman.
  You still want faster?
  
  Tell her not to tell anyone
  
  A man is dying of Cancer.
  His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of
  AIDS?"
  Answer:"So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom!"
  
• omgukilledkenny

  10 Oct 07, 20:10

  
• ndmmxiaomayi

  10 Oct 07, 20:12

  
• GIB

  10 Oct 07, 21:01

  I like.
• oOprinceOo

  10 Oct 07, 21:05

  the god and apples one is funny.
• popikachu

  10 Oct 07, 23:42

  nice!
• turbo_drift

  10 Oct 07, 23:43

  
• jay_rocks

  10 Oct 07, 23:52

  
• LatecomerX

  12 Oct 07, 04:00

  
• Pitot

  12 Oct 07, 04:03

  
• stellazio

  12 Oct 07, 04:07

  
• relgn

  12 Oct 07, 11:06

  
• sand king

  12 Oct 07, 11:10

  
• poon cho tang

  12 Oct 07, 11:12

  
  Doctor : your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some
  sleeping pills.
  Wife : When must I give them to him?
  Doctor : They are for you.
  
  

  
• ^tamago^

  12 Oct 07, 11:28

  PCT!!!!!!!!
  
  
• thebunny

  12 Oct 07, 11:29

  Originally posted by Clandestine:

  A man is dying of Cancer.
  His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of
  AIDS?"
  Answer:"So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom!"
  

  
• caleb_chiang

  12 Oct 07, 11:50

  
• jeremy89632

  12 Oct 07, 13:13

  funny jokes(:
• gunner77

  12 Oct 07, 13:20

  Originally posted by thebunny:

  

  
• Seven_Dragon

  12 Oct 07, 13:23

  
  buay tahan
• T E M P O

  12 Oct 07, 19:25

  nice laugh for relaxation after exams
• yiha093

  12 Oct 07, 22:33

  
• Mrunknown

  12 Oct 07, 23:42

  lol gd one
• Aaron8209

  12 Oct 07, 23:43

  
• geekgod

  13 Oct 07, 15:06

  lol