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Girls and Guys English Translations

• 798

  14 Oct 07, 01:45

  Girls' English
  Yes = No
  No = Yes
  May-b = No
  "It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now!
  " Do what u want" = You'll pay 4 this later!
  ”We need to talk" = I need to bitch.
  "Sure......Go ahead" = I don't want you too.
  " I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron!
  " How much do u love me?" = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.
  "Is my butt fat?" = Tell me i'm beautiful.
  " You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.
  " Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead!
  
  Guy's English
  " I'm hungry" = I'm hungry
  " I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy
  " I'm tired " - I'm tired
  " Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
  " Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
  " Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
  " May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
  "Nice dress" = Nice cleavage.
  " You look tensed, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you.
  " What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
  " What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
  "I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?
  " I love you" = Let's have sex right now.
  " I love you too" = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!
  " Let's talk" = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
  " Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal 4 you to have sex with other guys.
  
• gunner77

  14 Oct 07, 01:48

  
  
  quite true..
• Aaron8209

  14 Oct 07, 01:59

  
• allentyb

  14 Oct 07, 02:06

  
  
  true true
• sEphIrOth

  14 Oct 07, 13:52

  
• oOprinceOo

  14 Oct 07, 13:55

  the last one for boys is funny haha.
• Hanagata

  14 Oct 07, 14:02

  haha guys one all related to one thing nia...
• venny

  14 Oct 07, 14:03

  cos guys are hungry.....
• LatecomerX

  14 Oct 07, 21:39

  
• jondizzle foshizzle

  14 Oct 07, 21:39

  You made a mistake, no in girlspeak still means no.
• unclebutcher

  14 Oct 07, 22:13

  
• de_middle

  15 Oct 07, 13:54

  
• seotiblizzard

  15 Oct 07, 13:55

  
• seotiblizzard

  15 Oct 07, 13:56

  Originally posted by Troll Warrior:

  coolgal must be dying for my love now
  
  perserverance to sucess

  
  Wtf.
  u nvr give up do u?
  
• selfobliged

  15 Oct 07, 13:59

  ahaha...so true!
• tut4nkh4m3n

  15 Oct 07, 16:25

  lmao. i better take down these dating notes.
• WinnieThePooh

  15 Oct 07, 23:35

  I want to eat your tofu!
• popikachu

  16 Oct 07, 02:39

  
• Cool-gal

  16 Oct 07, 02:42

  Originally posted by Troll Warrior:

  coolgal must be dying for my love now
  
  perserverance to sucess

  
  havent die ah?????
  
• Cool-gal

  16 Oct 07, 02:43

  Originally posted by seotiblizzard:

  
  Wtf.
  u nvr give up do u?
  

  eg: a leopard never change its spot.
  
• seotiblizzard

  16 Oct 07, 04:09

  Originally posted by Cool-gal:

  eg: a leopard never change its spot.
  

  
• The return

  20 Oct 07, 15:14

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• Phoebie

  24 Oct 07, 16:17

  
• T E M P O

  24 Oct 07, 16:41

  lol wtf